Captain L

We Caught the Thief.

Sat, 07 Oct 2006 23:20:42 GMT

It seems thanks to the help of Itachi Uchiha, we have caught the thief.
After going over the evidence, it should have been obvious to me. I'm surprised with myself that I didn't figure it out earlier.

It seems it was a case of sleepwalking. Though I don't know if I've ever heard of someone being a kleptomaniac in their sleep... The thief would go to people's rooms in his sleep and pick their locks. We did not question to much why it was that he has this ability, but apparently he didn't even know it. Now, to give you a name...

Tobi.

We have decided the most efficent way to deal with this is have a crew member come and tie Tobi down to his bed before he goes to sleep at night. He has agreed to this without hesitation. Now remember, as he was asleep he was not in conscious control of his actions, so I do not want to see acts of violence committed against him.

All of your stolen things can be picked up near Itachi's room. We did a count, all the reported stolen goods are there.

[02]

Thu, 05 Oct 2006 03:41:24 GMT

Now that my hat has been returned to me and I can think properly, I do believe I have gotten on the correct track to finding the culprit.

All possible suspects based on the evidence found ONLY are as follows:

- Hanatarou
- Myself
- Shino
- Koyuki
- Shikamaru
- Orochimaru
- Tobi
- Sasuke
- Itachi
- Iruka

I will cross out Hanatarou and myself, because I know it was not me and I know Hanatarou ~~is too stupid to concoct such a plan~~ would not do such a thing.

Based on the camera evidence, the culprit was a taller male, so I will now cross out Shino, Koyuki, Shikamaru, and Sasuke.

This leaves us with the following list:

- Orochimaru
- Tobi
- Itachi
- Iruka

If anyone has any information to further the solving of this case, please report to me immediately.

[01]

Sun, 01 Oct 2006 19:55:32 GMT

Since apparently none of you have a tendency to read paperwork ~~like brochures so you know what ship you're going on~~; I suppose I should get something straight with all of you.

There will be no explosive devices of any kind on this ship unless it is being handled by the fireworks crew that I have hired.

There will be no pranking of the Captain, First Mate, or the Nurse that will be arriving soon. Any other pranking that takes place will be your responsibility to clean up and should not interfere with the duties of the crew.

That is all.

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 23:31:45 GMT

7-Day Schedule

Thursday
Movie Titanic [6 pm, 9 pm, 11 pm]

Friday
Band Mindless Self-Indulgence [2.30 pm]

Movie Fight Club [6 pm, 9 pm, 11 pm]

Saturday
Event Open Stage [2 pm - 5.30 pm]
You think you've got talent? Prove it to the rest of the ship. Get up on stage and do whatever it is you do best.

Movie Star Wars [6 pm, 9 pm, 11 pm]

Sunday
Movie Must Love Dogs [6 pm, 9 pm, 11 pm]

Monday
Event Matchmaking Mondays [2.30 pm - 5.30 pm]
A seminar to help your love life blossom.

Movie 50 First Dates [6 pm, 9 pm, 11 pm]

Tuesday
Movie Benny & Joon [6 pm, 9 pm, 11 pm]

Wednesday
Movie Pirates Of The Carribean 1 [6 pm, 9 pm, 11 pm]

If you have any requests for bands or movies, please submit them to me (the captain).